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Mark Yer Turf

Indoor plumbing is for guests. Piss on your own dirt, save city water, confuse raccoons. Greatest joy of manhood.

0gallons city water you kept
0turf marks
0raccoon confusion

Step 1: Walk yer property. Tap Pound stake at each corner (3+). Then Lock the fence line.

Each mark = ~1.6 gal not flushed. Raccoons respect a boundary. This ain't an app — it's common sense with a map.